Scene – October, early evening, sun just going down and about 70 degree’s. Me (Dingbat #1) the recently

discovered nudist detects the timer driven outdoor lights didn’t go on because I had forgotten to reset it.

Hmm, timer is outside in front of the home in a surburban neighborhood, no fences everywhere and I live in a cul de sac. Hmmmmmmm, fast look, no one around…hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…neighbors right next to me are gone, neighbors across the way live in their back yard, as well as the other neighbors we don’t speak to…heck with it. It’s right outside the door, NO ONE is around I’ll just step outside real quickly, alter the timer and no harm done right? Right.

Open door, step though, shut door because inside lights are on and I do not need to supply a detailed shadow to my clueless(about my lifestyle anyway) neighbors. Fix timer, lights will pop on in 5 min. Amazing. Open the door…jiggle handle…jiggle handle furiously…devise swear words while feelings of overexposure set in.

Quickly look around while attempting to recall if we actually purchased the spare key and had http://nudests.net of mind to place in exterior somewhere for similar, but clothed crises. NOPE! Still on the counter. Fantastic. Fast mental review of open doors…back door, open…no fence surban setting, (did I mention I resided on the corner of the cul de sac?) to far to walk, garage car door closed but for some reason, walk thru is cracked open.

The garage door is open. http://beach-photos.com . I will only quicly walk over that way and AS I TURN AROUND, my next door neighbors drive up in the van AND my neighbors around the way who live in their back yard walk by on the pavement with their dog.

Fantastic. “Um….hi?” said while doing my best run while not running into the open garage.

Nobility is not a birthright, it is explained by one’s actions.

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