Scene – October, early evening, sun just going down and about 70 degree’s. Me (Idiot #1) the recently

discovered nudist notices the timer driven outdoor lights did not go on because I had forgotten to reset it.

Hmm, timer is outside in front of in a surburban neighborhood, no fences everywhere and I live in a cul de sac. Hmmmmmmm, fast look, no one around…hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…neighbors right next to me are gone, neighbors across the way live in their back yard, and also the other neighbors we don’t talk to…heck with it.

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It is right outside the door, NO ONE is around I Will just step outside real fast, change the timer and no damage done right? Right. , step though, close door because inside lights are on and I do not want to provide a thorough shadow to my clueless(about my lifestyle anyway) neighbors. , lights will pop on in 5 min. more . Open the door…jiggle handle…jiggle handle furiously…invent swear words while feelings of overexposure place in.

Instantly look around while attempting to recall if we actually bought the spare key and had the presence of mind to set in outside someplace for similar, but clothed emergencies. NOPE! Still on the counter. Fantastic. Rapid mental review of open doors…back door, open…no fence surban setting, (did I mention I dwelt on the corner of the cul de sac?) to far to walk, garage car door shut but for some reason, walk thru is split open.

The garage door is open. Amazing. I’ll simply quicly walk over that way and AS I TURN AROUND, my next door neighbors drive up in the van AND my neighbors around the way who live in their back yard walk by on the sidewalk by using their dog.

Brilliant. “Um….hi?” said while doing my best run while not running into the open garage.

Nobility is not a birthright, it is defined by one’s activities.


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